Midland Valley
Lead Service Attendant
They're not singing "Hail to the Chief"
On Train Number Three,
But God Save America From GWB.
The Despoiler of Iraq
Can't Find a WMD
But the Destroyer of Amtrak,
He Wants to Succeed.
Billions and Billions for Highways and Planes,
But not one red cent
For the Passenger Train.
Then there's Little Mineta,
The Kill Amtrak Crier.
They'd like to get him
On the Heartland Flier.
No trains full of people
Crossing the Land.
Just highways that choke,
And can't meet the demand.
No! They'er not singing "Hail to the Chief"
On Train Number Three,
Just ...God Save Us All From GWB.
On Train Number Three,
But God Save America From GWB.
The Despoiler of Iraq
Can't Find a WMD
But the Destroyer of Amtrak,
He Wants to Succeed.
Billions and Billions for Highways and Planes,
But not one red cent
For the Passenger Train.
Then there's Little Mineta,
The Kill Amtrak Crier.
They'd like to get him
On the Heartland Flier.
No trains full of people
Crossing the Land.
Just highways that choke,
And can't meet the demand.
No! They'er not singing "Hail to the Chief"
On Train Number Three,
Just ...God Save Us All From GWB.