amtrak_russ
Service Attendant
Well a few nights ago, I boarded the Pere Marquette (CHI-GRR) at St Joseph, MI to come home from a relaxing week at grandmother's. After the Conductor took my ticket, I headed to the Cafe' Car to see if my favorite attendant was working this run, and indeed he was!!! As I walked in he was talking to a man in his mid 30's, who almost bought the entire stock of alcohol for this train! This guy was talking about this 40 something women who was well built!!! :blink: He kept talking rather innappropriately about her and dropping F-BOMBS constantly. People were rather appaulled and he pretty much chased everyone out of the car except for the conductors, the attendant and me. The conductors were seriously considering letting this man off the train, but found is drunken ramblings amusing, as long as he kept down and cleaned up his language. After about five minutes the well built 40 something showed up, and he bought another round for him and his lady friend. She wasn't the classiest women, but she refused to join the rail riding club. After another five minutes the conductors and left and I was pre occupied talking to the attendant, they were discussing things I can't discuss here. This disscussion continued for another moment, until She lifted her Shirt!!!!!! :blink: :blink: I couldn't believe it!?! I didn't see anything but I was Surprised and Shocked at what I just witnessed! Well just as this happened the conductor returned and embarrassed she quickly pulled down her shirt. The conductor just looked at her with a big grin and said "We will be in Bangor in 5 minutes." The guy and the lady said goodbye with a kiss and exchange of information, and being the drunken gentleman he was, helped her with her luggage. Soon after we departed Bangor he told us he planned to meeet her for dinner the next day, and offered us all a shot. I declined as I am 18 and I had a few to drink at my uncle's wedding in Jersey a week before. The man got off at Holland and the conductors, the attendant and me had a good laugh and cracked jokes. This was the most outragous thing I have ever witnessed and I think I will not witness for a long time, but it will keep me laughing for a long while to come.
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